by now you are already sick of hearing about how wonderful and perfect our trip was. You realize it couldn't possibly be ALL great. So this should make you feel better.
day 1 - we had to get out of bed at 2:00am and drive to Logan Airport
day 1 - we weren't on the pick up list at the St Lucia airport
day 1 - Sue didn't get her cold towel when we arrived at the resort
day 2 - there was another guitar player at the "Staff/ Guest" talent show
day 2 - they didn't declare a talent show "winner" (and I totally would have won it)
day 3 - the hungover "other" guitar player and his grumpy buddy's joined us on the horseback ride
day 3 - I caught a cold/sore throat
day 4 - I got an earful/mouthfull/nosefull/swimsuitfull of sand&surf while body surfing
day 4 - I lost my "Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame" bandanna in the surf (and it was doing such a fine job of preventing the top of my head from getting sunburned up to then)
day 4 - I got kicked out of the ocean by the lifeguards because the waves were too rough (not for me, but the other body surfers must have looked like they were out of their league)
day 5 - an hour & 15 minutes and Mass was not yet finished
day 5 - I got kicked out of the small pool (who knew they treated it at 9:00pm?)
day 5 - a random cloud on the horizon interfered with an otherwise perfect sunset
day 6 - Englishmen in their 60's keep informing us of everything they are certain we don't know
day 6 - another random cloud on the horizon interfered with another otherwise perfect sunset
day 6 - the "Pirate" ship sailing across the sunset didn't actually attack the yacht
day 7 - the 4 mile drive to the snorkling boat took a half hour
day 7 - I wasn't allowed to pretend to be a shark while snorkling
day 8 - we had to leave
day 8 - climbing to 38000ft and decending again is very painful when you have water in your ears (each time)
day 8 - Miami Airport Customs
day 8 - Boston weather 45 degrees & rainy
WOW! Suddenly I realize what a horrible time I must have had (thank goodnes I didn't realize it at the time!)
There now - don't you feel better - knowing the true suffering we had to endure? - after we tried so hard to make you all jealous? - aren't you glad it was us and not you?
All that being said, knowing what I know now..... lets go back tomorrow!!!!!
day 1 - we had to get out of bed at 2:00am and drive to Logan Airport
day 1 - we weren't on the pick up list at the St Lucia airport
day 1 - Sue didn't get her cold towel when we arrived at the resort
day 2 - there was another guitar player at the "Staff/ Guest" talent show
day 2 - they didn't declare a talent show "winner" (and I totally would have won it)
day 3 - the hungover "other" guitar player and his grumpy buddy's joined us on the horseback ride
day 3 - I caught a cold/sore throat
day 4 - I got an earful/mouthfull/nosefull/swimsuitfull of sand&surf while body surfing
day 4 - I lost my "Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame" bandanna in the surf (and it was doing such a fine job of preventing the top of my head from getting sunburned up to then)
day 4 - I got kicked out of the ocean by the lifeguards because the waves were too rough (not for me, but the other body surfers must have looked like they were out of their league)
day 5 - an hour & 15 minutes and Mass was not yet finished
day 5 - I got kicked out of the small pool (who knew they treated it at 9:00pm?)
day 5 - a random cloud on the horizon interfered with an otherwise perfect sunset
day 6 - Englishmen in their 60's keep informing us of everything they are certain we don't know
day 6 - another random cloud on the horizon interfered with another otherwise perfect sunset
day 6 - the "Pirate" ship sailing across the sunset didn't actually attack the yacht
day 7 - the 4 mile drive to the snorkling boat took a half hour
day 7 - I wasn't allowed to pretend to be a shark while snorkling
day 8 - we had to leave
day 8 - climbing to 38000ft and decending again is very painful when you have water in your ears (each time)
day 8 - Miami Airport Customs
day 8 - Boston weather 45 degrees & rainy
WOW! Suddenly I realize what a horrible time I must have had (thank goodnes I didn't realize it at the time!)
There now - don't you feel better - knowing the true suffering we had to endure? - after we tried so hard to make you all jealous? - aren't you glad it was us and not you?
All that being said, knowing what I know now..... lets go back tomorrow!!!!!
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I hope they will refund your money!
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